Sluts and Ho's

I do my best to be a wise old sage for the people around me who haven't gotten the experience I have.  Okay, the more honest way to say that is I make the foolish mistake of telling the odd youngster who knows everything about things they're getting ready to do.  Things that will give them a good story, a cool scar, perhaps a criminal record, in the extreme case brain damage.

For odd and perverse reasons, most of the younger people who fit this category are women.  Sorry, I gave up on trying to have a real and age appropriate relationship and now I have a serious taste for one night stands and occasional casual sex with women half my age.  Although I'm hardly Brad Pitt and for reasons I cannot adequately explain, I do pretty well.  I never dig too deep when the great deity of nubile women smiles upon me, it just wouldn't be right.  It's sick, it's twisted, it's perhaps legally kosher but morally wrong and I know that on some level I'm taking advantage of these poor defenseless women...my 24 year old hairdresser sometimes brings a friend. Don't try to save me or I'll phucking kill you.

 My hairdresser.  Half my age and a freak.  God love her.

But I digress.  The point of this post isn't my own depravities, which until now I have the good sense to not post on the internet, but the absolutely stupid shit young people post on the internet.  I mean, I'm 50 years old and have enough money to not give a shit what some geek thinks about me in an interview.  My 23 year old friend who wants to be a school teacher, on the other hand, doesn't understand why I try to tell her that posting "out with the besties and getting too fucked up on blunts and Jagershots" on her Facebook page may not be the most intelligent thing to do. Kids, that just ain't smart.  I hardly ever hire people, but the people who do work for me, and they read your facebook page before they have you start filling out paperwork for the 401(k) plan.  If we're looking for someone to do some destructive testing on the company's reputation, equipment and insurability you're just the person we'd be looking for.  Sadly, I'm looking for people who can act like their mother is in the room if need be. The guy who is always jumping up and showing the new tattoo on your junk during the product meeting isn't.

And it's not just jobs.  Facebook has ruined more people who don't even know it than anything since LSD.  The aforementioned guy with a tattoo that makes his dick the centerpiece of an inked on gaming controller and had to show everyone with a laptop on the internet has a kind and saint-like grandmother.  Someone gave grammy a laptop and showed her Facebook to keep up with her friends.  She looked for her grandson, found him....and had her lawyer change the will.  Grammy don't wanna fincance stupid, even over her dead body.